Mom: “You fell asleep 2 minutes into a 10 minute drive. I thought you said you weren’t tired.”

Beatrix, age 11: “Well maybe the fact I was punchy and being a feisty tiger was a clue for us all I was wrong!”

“When my friends do nice things for me I give them points. Beatrix points. There’s no prizes or anything. They just know I remember what they did.”

— Beatrix, age 11