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Beatrix, age 11, got two awards at school today. One for her performance in math. The other for being a Young Rembrandt Star Artist.

Left Brain. Right Brain.

Me before age 50: “I’m going to be one of those hip parents who’s into all the music the kids are listening to.”

Me as a parent after age 50: “What the hell is this noise!?! I don’t even understand how you can call this music.”