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This is, perhaps, the most buried lede I’ve ever come across. Just when you think they’ve told the story behind the story, they drop a bomb about 5 minutes in. Amazing.

Beatrix: “This is just not my day.”

Me: “Why?”

B: “I didn’t wake up to my alarm.”

Me: “What woke you up then?”

B: “My second alarm.”

… The only thing better than having a plan is having a backup plan.