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“Are you done with your alcohol? Good! Then it’ll stop coming out of your eyes.”

— Beatrix, age 10, has some suggestions for me while we watch Queer Eye: Season 2, Episode 1.

“I don’t know why people would call them ponies instead of horses just because they’re a bit small. I’m a bit small but I’m still a human.”

— Beatrix, age 10. Meditations on the Icelandic Horse.