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Me: “The lesson here is to never marry a man or woman who can’t change their own tire.”

Beatrix, age 11: “How about I never worry who I marry because I can change my own tire.”

Wife: “I hate Pi Day! It’s stupid.”

Me: “Should I get a pie for us on 3/13 instead, just to protest?”

Wife: “Yes. Especially if it’s a cheesecake.”

We spent the dreary Saturday afternoon cleaning and organizing the bookshelves in our entryway. Very worthwhile. Now we can actually find the things we want to read. Progress.